rainbows and crap

i blog all sorts of random crap, so look around, maybe stay around for some coffee

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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— 12 hours ago with 728588 notes

crazysock:

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

love, moth

— 12 hours ago with 190684 notes

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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— 1 day ago with 201275 notes

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

image

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— 1 day ago with 287765 notes

tilly-oakley:

helppoorfangirl:

Like, I have no words for this.

Have 10 babies together.

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— 1 day ago with 2487 notes

laugh-addict:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was upHoly shit :ODid any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

(Source: living-in-gmajor, via damnity-damn-damn)

— 1 day ago with 212730 notes
Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

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— 1 day ago with 189500 notes
poppypicklesticks:

kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

its too wordy, just shorten it 

poppypicklesticks:

kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

its too wordy, just shorten it 

(via damnity-damn-damn)

— 1 day ago with 439540 notes